Face cosmetics allow the player to customize their eyes, nose and mouth.

Eyes

Default Eyes
Title	Sprite	Description
Sleepy		Simply, aloof.
Spiral		Getting dizzy!
Closed		Getting some shut-eye.
Dot		Stop lookin' at me with them big ol' eyes!
Side Eye		Wonder whats going on slightly to the right...
Tired		Bags are in these days.
X		R.I.P
Drained		Slept a bit rough...
Focused		In the zone!
Glance		Dastardly!
Jolly		Fun!
Glamor		Stunning!
Sassy		Attitude!
Annoyed		Ugh...
Dreaming		Zzz...

General Store Eyes
Title	Description	Unlock
Angry	Blow off some steam!	Purchase for $50.
Sad	Are you... alright?	Purchase for $50.
Froggy	Ribbit?	Purchase for $100.
Glare	Piercing.	Purchase for $100.
Haunted	Spooked!	Purchase for $100.
Possessed	Scary!	Purchase for $100.
Distraught	Destroyed!	Purchase for $100.
Goat	Greatest.	Purchase for $100.
Inverted	!cissalC	Purchase for $100.
Squared	Hm.	Purchase for $100.
Starlight	Wow!	Purchase for $100.
Harper	Psh.	Purchase for $100.
Lenny	...	Purchase for $100.
Fierce	Piercing!	Purchase for $100.
Wings	Hng!	Purchase for $100.
Almond	Wandering!	Purchase for $100.
Catsoup	Unwavering gaze...	Purchase for $100.
Dispondant	Zero thoughts.	Purchase for $100

Quest Eyes
Title	Description	Unlock
Alien	Out of this world!	Catch 1 Unidentified Fish Object.
Pleading	Pwease.. . ..	Catch 5 Koi.
Serious	Chill out man!	Catch 5 Eel.
Scribble	Mysterious!	Catch 1 Squid.
Wobble	Quivering!	Catch 5 CREATURE.
Herbal	In cloud nine.	Catch 5 Sea Turtles.

Noses

Default Noses
Title	Sprite	Description
Cat		Meow!
Dog		Bark!
Pink		Bright nose!
Whiskers		Whisker-y!
No Nose		In some artstyles I'm sure this is normal.

General Store Noses
Title	Description	Unlock
Pierced	Fancy!	Purchase for $75.
Button	Boop!	Purchase for $75.
Nostril	Sniffin!	Purchase for $75.
Long	Hell of a schnoz, mister.	Purchase for $75.
Clown	Honk!	Purchase for $100.

Quest Noses
Title	Description	Unlock
Booger	... ew...	Catch 1 Axolotl.
V	Angular!	Catch 1 Turtle.
Round	The Big Sniff [TM].	Catch 1 Sawfish.

General Store Mouths
Title	Description	Unlock
Grin	Smile!	Purchase for $75.
Happy	:>	Purchase for $75.
Distraught	:C	Purchase for $75.
Bucktoothed	Big ol' Chompers!	Purchase for $75.
Toothier	MORE Snaggletooth!	Purchase for $75.
Sabertooth	Rah!!	Purchase for $75.
Hymn	Woah! An onion ring!	Purchase for $75.
Braces	Brace yourself...	Purchase for $75.
Fangs	Bleh!	Purchase for $75.
Bite	Sheesh...	Purchase for $75.
Drool	Mouth watering!	Purchase for $75.
Jaws	Cronch!	Purchase for $75.
Fishy	What a catch!	Purchase for $100.

Quest Mouths
Title	Description	Unlock
Chewing	Yummy!	Catch 5 Seahorse.
Smirk	What a dream!	Catch 5 Toad.
No Mouth	Mmph!	Catch 1 Mooneye.
Dead	Blehg!	Catch 5 Mooneye.
Stitch	Mmph!	Catch 1 Man O' War.
Monster	Rawr!	Catch 5 Man O' War.
Shocked	Woah!	Catch 1 Whale.
Rabid	Frothing at the mouth.	Catch 5 Helicoprion.